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weirdteenblogger:

[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones

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ok so how do you continue a conversation after saying hello

Ummm… Idk lol

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guy:

sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

I once dated a guy I didn’t have a chance with.. Then I woke up from my fantasy

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fartgallery:

chesterloaf:

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i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

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  • college: Why should we accept you
  • me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
  • college: damn son you in
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I would sleep… But tumblr is calling me.

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so last year i was like the only one of my friends who had a season pass to hershey park and this year i dont get one and EVERYONE gets one! Like seriously?!

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im not saying youre a slut, im just saying youve been on more weiners than heinz ketchup

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unconventionalkitchenslave:

What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

where you put the cucumber

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….. Why?

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