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so last year i was like the only one of my friends who had a season pass to hershey park and this year i dont get one and EVERYONE gets one! Like seriously?!

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im not saying youre a slut, im just saying youve been on more weiners than heinz ketchup

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babycakesforboobear:

leedstentlovers:

unconventionalkitchenslave:

What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

where you put the cucumber

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….. Why?

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digitalmovie:

this is me about 98 percent of the time.

completely accurate for teenagers

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skyrover9:

mkaiser323:

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

i really need to get off this site *face palm*

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beyoncespenis:

a life changing 22 seconds

life changing? more like entertaining!

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So a boyband walked onto the Britain’s Got Talent stage and everyone thought they were going to sing One Direction or something typical…and then they sung Stars from Les Miserables.

This is the best thing ever. Just listen to those harmonies.

this is gorgeous *—*

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Why does snoop dogg always smile like he knows something you dont?

Because hes been snoopin around c;

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"I sit here every day
And I pick out my flaws like
WEEDS
And I wonder, how anyone
Could see them as
ROSES"

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Track meet tomorrow at Mannheim! so excited!!